Quincy Trochue

That’s nine year-old Quincy, and this is the author bio she wrote for her first book, KACHOO:

Nine-year-old Quincy Trochue is an accomplished author and illustrator with great taste. Quincy also plays the piano very well and hopes she can become a harpist some day. She loves to play with her wonderful pets. We hope she will write another book soon.

That’s 39-year-old Quincy, and this is the author bio for the book she hopes to sell you soon:

Quincy Trochue quit playing piano after a year and isn’t a harpist. She did become a taste-making project designer, writer, and stylist for women’s lifestyle brands before transitioning to nonprofit marketing. She loves to play with her wonderful husband, son, and thee-legged dog.